Funny soccer shirts, sorted by who has to wear them
366 shirts about one sport, from 324 makers, each filed under the person the joke is for. The mom with the folding chair, the keeper who always gets the blame, the ref who hears everything. Prices run from $7.12 to $36.00, and the buy button hands you over to the retail partner.
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Fan Pullover HoodiePick your position
Every joke has a target. A keeper joke lands badly on a striker, so Funny Soccer Shirts files by person first. Pick the person, then the shirt.
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Soccer Mom Shirts55shirtsSee them →
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Soccer Dad Shirts30shirtsSee them →
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Player Shirts38shirtsSee them →
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Goalkeeper Shirts45shirtsSee them →
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Coach & Referee Shirts32shirtsSee them →
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Kids & Youth Shirts52shirtsSee them →
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Grandparents & Siblings48shirtsSee them →
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One-Liner Shirts66shirtsSee them →
The ones people buy twice
The shirts with the most ratings behind them. Funny Soccer Shirts shows the score as a number you can check, not a row of stars.
Every shirt here is a printed tee, and people buy a printed tee for one reason: the line on the front. So every shirt on this page goes by its joke, and the joke is the first thing you read on the card.
The best soccer shirts are about somebody. The dad who coaches from the car park, the sister who came for the snacks, the grandma with the loudest voice on the touchline. Find that person first, and the right joke is usually the second or third one you see.
Under ten dollars
A joke that costs less than the parking at a tournament.
Or start with the kind of joke, or the cut
A pun on a coach reads differently from a pun on a referee, so the shop sorts by tone as well as by person. 6 tones and 6 cuts, each one a list of its own.
New in the list
The latest designs to join the team sheet this month.
Where the shirts actually live: with the retail partner. The shop sends you there with the size and the colour you picked here, and the partner handles the order, the delivery and the return.
What Funny Soccer Shirts does instead: reads the print, sorts it by role, updates the prices on a schedule and says plainly when nobody has rated a shirt yet.
Questions people actually send us
01 Are these your own designs?
No. Somebody else makes every shirt on this page, and our retail partner sells it. Funny Soccer Shirts picks the ones with a real joke about the game, names each by its line and files it under the person it suits.
That is also why the Funny Soccer Shirts catalogue names the maker on every page: 324 of them appear here, and the name tells you who printed the shirt.
02 How do you decide which shirt goes in which department?
By the print, in a fixed order. A shirt that names a keeper goes to keepers even if it also says soccer mom. A shirt that names no role at all goes to one-liners.
The order is written down and applied the same way to every shirt, so two with the same joke never land in different places.
03 Why do some shirts have no rating?
Because nobody has left one yet. 248 of the 366 shirts here carry ratings; the rest are new or simply unrated, and we say so instead of inventing a number.
04 What sizes are there?
It depends on the maker. The maker decides, and we say which range it belongs to: youth, women's, men's or unisex adult. Toddler sizes exist here too, in a small number.
The sizing guide explains what those words mean in practice and where they disagree between makers.
05 How current are the prices?
They come from our last update, and the date sits on its own page rather than on every card. Between updates a price can move, and the figure that binds is the one the retail partner shows at checkout.
06 Will the print last?
That is the one thing worth reading before you buy. Direct-to-garment printing fades faster than screen printing, hot water and a tumble dryer take years off both, and the washing guide says what to do about it.